Ron Weasley, watch your back -- there's a new, very photoshopped Syltherin in the Great Hall of Hogwarts, and he has his eye on your number one gal-pal, Ms. Hermione Granger.
Oh, and did we mention the fact that he's Drake? Drake... O'Malfoy?
To give the Internet credit where credit is due, this beautiful work of photoshopping was not done by Drizzy himself. The "DrakeOMalfoy" meme popped up weeks ago, but Drake himself finally acknowledged it on Sunday (September 14), with the caption "Me at Hogwarts scheming on Hermoine #DrakeOMalfoy #CantStandMuggles."
We love Drake (and Draco Malfoy), but the erstwhile "Degrassi" star is going to have a hard time getting through everyone's favorite ginger Gryffindor for Hermione's affections. Might we recommend hitting up the Orchideous spell? Some wand-flowers would surely Accio Hermione's affection in no time.