This Heavy Metal Baby Is Already Cooler Than You

Look at her cute little... is she throwing up the horns already?

Some babies are just born cooler than others -- like Nao Hazuki's new daughter, who apparently already knows how to throw up the horns like a pro.

Maybe it has something to do with the fact that Hazuki is a member of Grollschwert, a melodic deathrash metal band from Japan? Or maybe this babe is just destined for great -- and intensely metal -- things?

"Where did you memorize that..." Hazuki tweeted, along with a photo of his baby just casually drinking from her bottle -- and rocking out.

Better get this kid some string or sticks -- ASAP. We're guessing we've got another future Jonah Rocks -- or Unlocking The Truth -- on our hands here.