I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but summer is over. I know, I know. It just started, for sure, but the kids are back in school and the film festival circuit has begun.
But before we bid farewell to summer 2014 forever, I want to hand out some honors for the stand-out performances and the characters and body parts that made this season one to remember.
Movie with the Most Important Use of “Okay”
“The Fault in Our Stars”
Movie Most Likely to Help Us Forget “X-Men: Last Stand”
“X-Men: Days of Future Past”
Most Disappointingly Okay Sequel
“How to Train Your Dragon 2″
“34 Jump Street: Return of the Ghost”
Best Calf Muscles
Guy Pearce in “The Rover”
The Blue Fire in “Godzilla”
Here’s a log of everyone’s thoughts during “Godzilla”: “Oh my God, will they please just show the mons— HELL YES! HELL YES! HELL YES!”
Biggest Badass of the Summer
Emily Blunt in “Edge of Tomorrow”
Most Underrated Ape
Koba in “Dawn of the Planet of the Apes”
Character Most Likely to Use 100% of Her Brain
Lucy in “Lucy”
Most Real, Authentic, Hysterical Laugh
Rocket Raccoon in “Guardians of the Galaxy”
That’s a fake laugh.