Birds Are Pooping On Ice Cream Cones And Summer Is Officially Over

I scream, you scream.

Never has a moment more perfectly encapsulated the bittersweetness of Labor Day weekend than the split-second in which this woman's ice cream went from "summertime treat" to "bird toilet."

The bird in question was not captured on video, but we assume that if the camera had ever panned upward, we would have seen a three-eyed raven shouting, "Winter is coming, bitches!"