It’s safe to say that most of us won’t be hanging out with Jennifer Lawrence as she blows out her 24 candles today, but that doesn’t mean she’s not our celebrity BFF. And what do we do when our celebrity BFFs have birthdays? We have strange little satellite birthday parties themed to their tastes, of course.
That said, here’s how you can totally JLaw up your birthday celebration. Happy birthday, Katniss!
Your anonymous BFF
To save you from traffic cones and share your pizza.
To manage the crowds and reassure you that yes, you are supposed to be here. (And bring you pizza.)
You can’t not invite Harvey. You don’t want to know what happens when you don’t invite Harvey.
Honey Boo Boo
A party guest worth nearly taking out innocent pedestrians for.
It’s not a party without a Peeta pocket.
Best. Birthday surprise. Ever.
Favorite snack of tributes everywhere.
Yes, she would like fries with that.
You heard her.
Only for those of age, of course.
Or, like, anything really.
We’re not messing around here. Don’t run out of food. Just don’t.
No cones either.
The danger is everywhere.
Everything else is pretty much fair game, honestly.
Who can fake uglycry the ugliest? It’s a rubberface battle royale!
Pardon, it’s an usie.
Pin Shoot the tail on the donkey
You didn’t train with a bow and arrow for months for nothing.
Use what you’ve got, is what we say.
There are only two options…
1. Dior couture
You can go fancy.
2. No pants.
Happy birthday, Jennifer Lawrence!