Anyway, if you don't know what I'm talking about, I suggest you watch the video before continuing.
OK, so what's the big deal about these Big Wanda's BLTs? For answers, I searched deep within the lyrics of Iggy's other hit, "Fancy," which is nominated for Video of the Year at the 2014 MTV Video Music Awards. Here's how to construct a sandwich Azalea style:
First thing's first, use the realest
ingredients possible. Check your local farmer's market for some organic bacon.
Drop this BLT and let Michael Madsen eat it
And Rita Ora too.
If you're in the Murda Bizness
then you should probably back away from that lettuce.
Slice the tomato like you're teaching lessons in physics
Not too thin and not too thick.
You want the lettuce like this?
Repeatedly chop it until you get small, bite-sized pieces.
Cook it on low and pick it up like this
With a fork, not with your fingers.
Cup of bacon, cup of lettuce, cup of tomato
Equal measurements are key.
High-calorie, somethin' worth a half a block of cheese
Iggy likes to add half a block of cheese, but that just doesn't fly with her boss.
So yeah, that's how you make an Iggy Azalea BLT. Time to celebrate!