Chris Brown’s Version Of ‘Stay With Me’ Is Nothing At All Like Sam Smith’s

Not one bit.

Watch out The Lonely Island, Chris Brown can bring the musical LOL, too!

In a hilarious Instagram video, the blonde-coifed singer has his own version of Sam Smith’s “Stay With Me.” And if you’re expecting something sweet like that now-ubiquitous hit, you don’t know Chris Brown. This time, he’s pleading with his woman to stay with him because, well, he’s “financially invested” in her look.

“Oh won’t you stay with me, cause I bought your new weave/ Now I done spent my cheese, bitch you owe me,” he sings.

Now really, what woman could resist a sweet and endearing ode like that?