That’s cute and all, but there is only one member of 5SOS that is the absolute greatest and that is, hands down, without a doubt: Luke Robert Hemmings.
I will give this to you — you had a valid argument regarding why Calum could be the perfect plus-one, but in actuality, there’s no competition when it comes to Luke.
Not sure why I should need to remind you why Luke is so perfect, but, just in case you need a refresher, here are a few of the thousands reasons why I would want to have Luke escorting me down the VMA red carpet come Sunday night.
He’s the ultimate selfie taker, which is perfect since we need to capture every magical VMA moment.
He’s got the voice of an angel, which makes sense because he’ll be whispering sweet nothings in my ear.
He gives great hugs, which I would plan on giving him both before and after he performs with 5SOS for the very first time on the VMA stage.
He can hypnotize me with a single stare, which actually might work to my disadvantage since I’d want to remember every single detail of my VMA date.
He’s got unrivaled guitar skills! So, obviously he’ll write me a song about our night, right? RIGHT?
He’s got unparalleled dance moves, which will come in handy when we have an unforgettable dance-off to Beyonce.
He’s basically great at everything, so I’m totally having him do this before we hit the red carpet.
He’s tall, so I can wear my highest heels.
He’s there when you need a pick-me-up, which is perfect for when I want to take off my highest heels.
He looks great without pants, which he may not wear to the big show…
And with facial hair and with a tiny hat! Which hopefully he doesn’t wear to the big show, but even if he does he will still be adorable.
Made a new friend pic.twitter.com/BQRkkd2xRJ
— Luke Hemmings (@Luke5SOS) July 12, 2014
Plus, his t-shirt game is always on point.
He loves his mom! She’s more than welcome to join the party.
Good to see mum, even just for a little bit :) byeeee pic.twitter.com/0sz6iZEzJ2
— Luke Hemmings (@Luke5SOS) June 10, 2014
That. Lip. Bite.
Didn’t think so.