Behold Lady Gaga’s Bare, Bedazzled Butt

When most people travel, the main goal is comfort. Y’know, making the journey as painless as possible. For Lady Gaga, that is not the case. In the past we’ve seen her at airports in elaborate leather dresses, sparkly Versace overalls, and, perhaps most confusingly, with a claw in her hand.

She arrived in Tokyo last night, though, in her most insane airport outfit ever. Please join me in imagining sitting on a plane for 13 hours in see-through pants covered in rhinestones.

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When Gaga shared the look on Instagram, she described it as, “Aphrodite took a hit of love and went to a disco in the future.” She’s upgraded her seashell bra for strategically placed sequin seashells and introduced some starfish and seaweed into the mix. She also debuted a new wig, which seems very heavy to have on your head while sitting on a plane. I’m 100% dedicated to comfort, y’all.

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Just in case you were thinking, like, “Wait, maybe this is just a nude-colored bodysuit covered in sequins à la Britney Spears at the VMAs because maybe Gaga doesn’t want her bare butt on an airplane seat?” I’m sorry to tell you—it’s not.

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This guy gets it.

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Gaga wasted no time from the airport to hitting up ~Tokyo Nightlife~, changing out of the bodysuit into an equally embellished accessory—a heavily studded top hat. We’re kinda picking up Hellraiser vibes, but mostly because not that many people put pointy objects by their faces.

Considering she wore all this in less than 24 hours in Japan, we can’t wait to see what’s next.