As we’ve learned during the past couple weeks, Ibiza is a real hot spot. Everyone from Kanye West to Zac Efron has been hitting up the tropical Spanish destination, and for good reason — the place sounds dope. It’s like a magical land where anything can happen, like Orlando Bloom punching Biebs in the face.
But a group of horny tourists took their island fantasies to a crazy new level when they were busted getting it on in a moving van together. Police stopped the van at a routine checkpoint to perform DUI tests, and found a lot more than they bargained for. The good news? The driver was stone-cold sober. The bad news? Six half-naked people were having sex in the back. Oops?
The officers said they’d seen people hooking up in cars before, but had never seen anyone doing it in a moving vehicle, let alone a half-dozen of them. Guess there’s a first time for everything.
In this story’s most shocking twist, the cops didn’t bust up the orgy for public indecency. No, the couples’ risky behavior, according to law enforcement, was that they hadn’t buckled their seat belts. (Talk about unsafe sex!) Each of them was fined $270, which got cut in half because they agreed to pay it on the spot.
Yep, van sex in Ibiza can now be yours for the low, low price of $135, plus airfare, plus all of your human dignity.