This Pig Surfing With A GoPro In Hawaii Is The Best F–king Pig

Kama the Surfing Pig is living the life you can only dream about. Prepare to be insanely jealous of the chillest swine alive.

Pigs, they’re just like us: Some are tightly wound (like the one that terrorized the residents of a Maine town for a month) and others just want a laid-back, carefree, one-with-nature existence. And while most of us spend too much time in a pigpen-like cubicle or classroom, we’d almost all prefer to catch a wave in paradise.

So, it’s with a mix of “aw, look how cute” and RAGE-FILLED ENVY that we introduce you to Kama, a pig adopted and trained by Oahu surfer Kai Holt:

Kama surfs! He swims! He parties with babes!

(And most guys think adopting a stupid little dog will help them meet women!)

While the rest of us merely fantasize about spending our lives with a tropical drink in hand, Kama gets to romp around in the golden sand, going for a swim whenever he likes, listening to Bob Marley all day long and catching secondhand Maui Wowie highs with his snout. But don’t get too jealous — after all, A) Shark Week is coming, and B) ham is a primary ingredient in Hawaiian pizza.

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