Wait, is it "James Franco Clears Up Every Rumor Ever Day"? I mean, I'm cool with that. I just wanna be sure.
The multi-talented artist took to Instagram on Wednesday (August 6) to address those rumors that he and his good friend, Lana Del Rey, are dating. He posted a photo of himself with the "Ultraviolence" singer, captioned: "Oh snap, we got married. JUST KIDDING!!!"
Just kidding? OH MAN, HE TOTALLY GOT ME.
The two have been linked ever since Del Rey visited Franco backstage following a performance in "Of Mice And Men" on Broadway, and the gossip only intensified after she attended the premiere of "Child Of God," which he directed.
In related news, he also Instagrammed a screenshot of a Gawker article that theorizes that he is more than just friends with the man he is living with, "Child Of God" star Scott Haze. Franco captioned the pic: "GAWKER - always getting the cutting edge, homophobic scoop!!! Go see CHILD OF GOD in theaters and see me direct my live-in boyfriend, SCOTT HAZE!!! Love you SCOTT!!!!"
And that concludes "James Franco Clears Up Every Rumor Ever Day." I need to lie down.