Chrissy Teigen Is ‘Pretty Drunk’ For Her Dodgers First Pitch: A Twitter Play-By-Play

Most of us would be lucky to throw the ball in the right direction after a pitcher of margaritas -- but supermodels aren't like most of us.

As reported in our morning “Need to Know,” Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Chrissy Teigen (whom we’ve crowned one of the funniest people on Twitter) threw the ceremonial first pitch at last night’s Dodgers game. And since she’s a cast member on MTV’s new series “Snack-Off,” we’re guessing she enjoyed some Cracker Jacks at the game — but she definitely enjoyed some tequila, which is also kind of a snack:

See, it was her dad’s birthday, and they’d been celebrating with margaritas beforehand. Here’s “Dad making birthday margaritas like only dad can!!”

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And it wasn’t just Chrissy and her pops celebrating:

They got to the stadium and practiced her technique:

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Her jersey had the number 40 and the name “Nugs”:

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And here’s why:

She might not have appeared to be in optimally focused sporting condition:


But she had nothing to worry about, because that “pretty drunk” pitch was SOLID:

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As Chrissy explained in an interview, she’d practiced hard, because “I know a lot of people don’t care, but I care!” And it showed, even through the boozy haze:

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