Here in the good old U-S of A, we’ve already taken full advantage of every “Fifty Shades of Grey” – ehem – tie-in that could possibly exist. There’s the sex toy line, the wine, the jewelry, the vacation experience, the neck tie, the…baby changing mat.
Not to be outdone, an unnamed businessman transformed the Roissy Castle in Vilafranca, Spain into a 20-room “Fifty Shades of Grey”-themed hotel complete with four BDSM dungeons. But the town council has nixed his efforts to open the establishment, citing that it’s “too close to a chapel where dozens of people come every day to visit the village’s patron saint.”
Apparently, Vilafranca doesn’t pray to the Patron Saint of Jamie Dornan. Pity. Until the fracas is sorted, we recommend that all pro-dungeon residents satiate their Christian Grey yearnings by popping open a bottle of White Silk vino and watching the “Fifty Shades of Grey” trailer on a loop.