Wait, are we talking about the #KimyeWedding again? Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
When asked about her husband’s rumored 45-minute toast (“It was 20 minutes.”), the “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” star explained that: “We had this long table that everyone was eating [on at] the wedding, and instead of having place cards we engraved everyone’s name in this marble table. So, he was explaining to everyone that we engraved their names ’cause everyone is engraved in our hearts and everyone that’s there was so special to us.”
With all that effort put into their guests, it must have been pretty awkward to have a no-show at the reception. “But worst was, like, someone cancelling last-minute and not telling us,” Kim continued. “I don’t want to out anyone, but someone did.”
Oh my God, seriously? But who?!
Is Kim referring to Beyoncé and Jay Z, who Instagrammed their love from the Hamptons in lieu of attending?
Or maybe it’s her step-brother, Brody Jenner? It sucks when you flake out on the homies like that.
Only Kim Kardashian knows for sure.