Crazy Eyes Spills The Secrets To Ocular Madness -- Learn How

The 'Orange Is the New Black' actress can make anybody's eyes pop.

If you've ever envied Uzo Aduba's ability to pop her eyeballs out of her head like an overstimulated pug, you'll want to take notes during this video.

On Monday night's "Conan," the actress shared the secret behind her "Orange Is the New Black" character's attention-grabbing peepers: all you've gotta do is think about something you really like, and bam, the whites of your eyes will light up the night like a pair of little blazing crescent moons. Try it! It's fun!