Our money's on Stay at Home Hulk (provided the big-screen version includes an Ant-Man babysitting cameo so we can watch Ruffalo rendered starstruck all over again).
We're also down with Vegan Wolverine – Hugh Jackman's been shunning hair as of late, so why not meat and dairy, too?
You also can't go wrong with Wonder Woman in the classic outfit plus equal pay (though we're not totally opposed to Gal Gadot's version).
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