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What's Kris Humphries Been Up To During Kimye's Record-Breaking 73-Day Marriage?

Humphries' Twitter feed really pales in comparison to Kimye's.

73 days into their marriage, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are still a thing. Phew! In case you need a reminder -- we try to forget the past, too -- Kim divorced her previous hubby, basketball player Kris Humphries, merely 72 days after they wed back in 2011. So 73 days of blissful matrimony is kind of a big deal.

So what's been going on these last 73 days? Tons of important things, of course.

Kimye tied the knot, obviously

Meanwhile, Kris LOL'd at Lance Stephenson blowing in LeBron's ear

Also, Kris got a boat...

...while Kimye frolicked around Ireland and Prague

Kris congratulated a girl on her Bat Mitzvah

Just a few days later, Kimye celebrated Father's Day...

...and North West's first birthday!

Sometimes Kris and Kim did the same things

North West went swimming

Kris took an Uber car

Not to be confused with this car, which Kim TBT'd to

Kris made a witty comment about Obama eating at Chipotle

Kim and Kanye took..this...

Kris asked about "House of Cards"

And Kanye participated in bring-your-daughter-to-work day