There are some very important things to know about loving a zombie that one can learn from Aubrey Plaza and Dane DeHaan’s latest film “Life After Beth” — you’ve got to go with your gut. The heart wants, etc. So just remember that next time you’re getting it on with your favorite undead paramour: if loving your zombie boyfriend or girlfriend is wrong, you don’t have to be right.
Even if that means having sex with said zombie in a children’s playground in the middle of the day.
“It’s not all about killing zombies all the time,” explained DeHaan. “Love is blind and if you’re in love with a zombie then you probably want to have sex with it, too, and you’ve got to do what you’ve got to do.”
But isn’t that a little ill-advised, medically speaking? And also just plain creepy?
“Very creepy,” deadpanned Plaza (because of course). Ahh, young, undead love.
“Life After Beth” premieres August 15th, 2014.