Dane DeHaan And Aubrey Plaza Say It’s OK To Sex Up A Zombie

Yup: we're talking zombie sex.

There are some very important things to know about loving a zombie that one can learn from Aubrey Plaza and Dane DeHaan’s latest film “Life After Beth” — you’ve got to go with your gut. The heart wants, etc. So just remember that next time you’re getting it on with your favorite undead paramour: if loving your zombie boyfriend or girlfriend is wrong, you don’t have to be right.

Even if that means having sex with said zombie in a children’s playground in the middle of the day.

“It’s not all about killing zombies all the time,” explained DeHaan. “Love is blind and if you’re in love with a zombie then you probably want to have sex with it, too, and you’ve got to do what you’ve got to do.”

But isn’t that a little ill-advised, medically speaking? And also just plain creepy?

“Very creepy,” deadpanned Plaza (because of course). Ahh, young, undead love.

“Life After Beth” premieres August 15th, 2014.

Too much exuberance for one person.