Let this be a lesson: If at first you don't succeed (in matters of getting the attention of "Full House" dreamboats via social media), try, try again...
"Girl Code"'s proudly lewd comedienne Jessimae Peluso, who's been pining after John Stamos for months on Twitter, finally got the attention of her dream Greek with a fittingly filthy message she sent last week.
And Stamos, who couldn't deny Peluso's cheeky advances any longer, actually responded yesterday. ARE THOSE WEDDING BELLS WE HEAR?!
And if there was any doubt that Peluso would make a loyal and adoring wife, here are some choice tweets she's sent to her one-and-only:
I've typed "Stamos" so much on my phone that whenever I type "stamps" it autocorrects to "Stamos". I'd still lick both of them. @JohnStamos— Jessimae Peluso (@JessimaePeluso) December 5, 2013
Dear @JohnStamos , Happy Greek Easter! Can't wait to pick at your lamb. Opa! Love, Jessimae— Jessimae Peluso (@JessimaePeluso) May 5, 2013
@JohnStamos -I'm also loving, financially independent and enjoy quiet afternoon strolls, hand-in-hand. SWF-Monogamy optional.— Jessimae Peluso (@JessimaePeluso) July 30, 2014