Uncle Jesse Finally Acknowledged A Lovelorn 'Girl Code' Star -- And The World May Never Be The Same
Let this be a lesson: If at first you don't succeed (in matters of getting the attention of "Full House" dreamboats via social media), try, try again...
"Girl Code"'s proudly lewd comedienne Jessimae Peluso, who's been pining after John Stamos for months on Twitter, finally got the attention of her dream Greek with a fittingly filthy message she sent last week.
Dear @JohnStamos ,We're both in LA-let's play "hide the finger" at the beach while we're still young. Love, Jessimae. pic.twitter.com/2Vmessq2LE
— Jessimae Peluso (@JessimaePeluso) July 23, 2014
And Stamos, who couldn't deny Peluso's cheeky advances any longer, actually responded yesterday. ARE THOSE WEDDING BELLS WE HEAR?!
U funny! RT @JessimaePeluso Let's play "hide the finger" at the beach while we're still young. Love, Jessimae. pic.twitter.com/yCd0l2R0CE”
— John Stamos (@JohnStamos) July 30, 2014
And if there was any doubt that Peluso would make a loyal and adoring wife, here are some choice tweets she's sent to her one-and-only:
I've typed "Stamos" so much on my phone that whenever I type "stamps" it autocorrects to "Stamos". I'd still lick both of them. @JohnStamos
— Jessimae Peluso (@JessimaePeluso) December 5, 2013
Dear @JohnStamos , this could be us, but you playin'. pic.twitter.com/iLlsMk68zs
— Jessimae Peluso (@JessimaePeluso) March 2, 2014
Dear @Dannon -this should have been me! Love, Jessimae. @JohnStamos pic.twitter.com/RmYGlvk695
— Jessimae Peluso (@JessimaePeluso) February 3, 2014
Dear @JohnStamos , Happy Greek Easter! Can't wait to pick at your lamb. Opa! Love, Jessimae
— Jessimae Peluso (@JessimaePeluso) May 5, 2013
Ummm...Hellooo, Guys?! I'm fertile and flexible! #Opa “@eonline: Is @JohnStamos looking for a relationship?! Watch: http://t.co/72ojFhzDhj”
— Jessimae Peluso (@JessimaePeluso) July 25, 2014
@JohnStamos -I'm also loving, financially independent and enjoy quiet afternoon strolls, hand-in-hand. SWF-Monogamy optional.
— Jessimae Peluso (@JessimaePeluso) July 30, 2014