This Girl Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop Pumping Up The Jam

Pump it, pump it, pump it.

This girl isn’t the first person to be possessed by dance demons at the first thumping strains of Technotronic’s 1989 hit, “Pump Up the Jam,” but she might be the first to make its effects famous on the internet.

Digital kid or not, our dancer just can’t resist getting her booty on the floor tonight and making somebody’s day. Her feet are stomping, the jam is pumping, and her arms are… well, we’re just gonna make up a new word for it: flumping. Yes, flumping. We expect royalty payments to begin pouring in momentarily when this catches on like wildfire, as it surely will.