Robert Pattinson Addresses Kristen Stewart Split In The Most Robert Pattinson Way Possible

'Honestly, who gives a sh--?'

It’s been two years since the beloved “Twilighters” Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson split, but it’s still all anyone really cares about. Pattinson addresses the breakup — yet again — in the latest issue of Esquire UK.

In a way that no one but RPattz could put it, the “Rover” star reminds everyone that “Sh– happens, you know? It’s just young people…it’s normal! And honestly, who gives a sh–?”

Everyone, Rob. Everyone still “gives a sh–.” But good on you for taking that whole Kristen-cheated-on-you-with-a-married-man thing in stride.

“The hardest part was talking about it afterwards,” Pattinson added. “Because when you talk about other people, it affects them in ways you can’t predict.”

“It’s like that scene in ‘Doubt,’ where he’s talking about how to take back gossip? They throw all those feathers from a pillow into the sky and you’ve got to go and collect all the feathers.”

The actor is currently busy throwing himself into projects that are anything but “Twilight,” working with big-name directors like David Cronenberg and Werner Herzog, and flexing his flare for the dramatic and independent genres.