There are a lot of reasons to be disappointed with yourself. I won't list the possibilities. I am not that cruel. The Internet, however, is -- as it's replete with babies who make your meager accomplishments look, well, like child's play.
Check out six children that will make you feel profoundly bad about yourself below:
1.) This toddler playing golf
Owen Kopinski isn't even two yet and he's basically Tiger Woods. What have you done in the last two years? Finished that novel yet? Go bask in the waning rays of your youth.
2.) This child playing drums
At the time this video was filmed, Jonah Rocks was five. What were you doing at age five? That's what I thought.
3.) This dancing babe
Zhang Junhao is only three years old. All your dreams are dust.
4.) This basketball prodigy
Titus is not only amazing at basketball, he also got to hang out with Channing Tatum and Bradley Cooper. You would probably like to hang out with Channing Tatum and Bradley Cooper, but you can't because you failed at life.
5.) This roller-skating daredevil
Gagan Satish is six and he is able to roller-skate underneath 39 consecutive SUVs. You trip over your own shoelaces. Abandon all hope.
6.) This baby inventing her own dance