This Impressive Rap About Penis Size Will Hurt Some Feelings

Watch out, Iggy and Nicki, this lady is straight spitting fire. And she doesn't like the little things in life.

“So tell me are you packin’ or not, boy?” That’s the question posed in the below video, and it’s one that guys tend to worry about. For men who are insecure about their penis size, this lady’s NSFW rap won’t be much of a self-esteem boost, ’cause she needs a “Big Mac,” not a “Tic Tac”:

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Even if the truth hurts, you have to admit she has some undeniable talent. I love that she knows what she wants, and straight up freestyles an impromptu rap about how a lil penis just isn’t gonna do it. And she should be able to rap about this, and have it be embraced, because there are 1,000 rap songs objectifying women for each one that objectifies men.

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Do you, gal. Everyone else, press play and rap along (lyrics below):

I want grade A beef, so I can sport it
Don’t want no brotha with a shortage
If you small then I’m b—-in,
Tellin you, you a little short a few inches
See I ain’t got time for no Tic Tac,
See a girly like me needs a Big Mac,
You know I gotta be good to my KitKat
So you small-time brothas I ain’t wit that

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Don’t bring it to me if it’s little,
’Cause I’ve gotta have something in the middle,
Make me squirm baby, make me wiggle,
I wanna scream boy, not giggle
I want something that I can feel when it’s in me,
Don’t want no stuff that’s skinny
Make my stomach real full, like a muscle den pulled,
Like a b—h been eatin at Wendy’s

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Let me see if you can hit that spot, boy
Can you make it go crackle and pop, boy?

So tell me are you packin’ or not boy?
’Cause if you ain’t then see ya,
And the next man wouldn’t wanna be ya
’Cause when you hit this c–t,
You better come legit and make a b—h say, “Mamma Mia”

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Make me scream like hell, make me back up
But to do that you got to pack up
Make me moan and groan when you swing that bone
Like a car have my leg all jacked up

David Dean is the founder of Serial Optimist and writer of things that hopefully make you smile. Find him all over MTV, Thought Catalog, HelloGiggles and "Google."