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Rob Lowe Is, Literally, The King Of Sharks In His 'Shark Week' Promo

So much chum.

It feels like a dream... a dream we never want to wake up from. We defy you to find anything today that is better than this "Shark Week" promo featuring Rob Lowe astride two sharks tossing chum to two other sharks as a mermaid looks on lovingly.

It is, lit-rally, the greatest thing on the Internet at this moment.