Miley Cyrus would be a superb date to your next summer BBQ. Why? America, hot dogs, checkered tablecloths… see the reasons Miley was basically born for summer shindigs below!
‘Party in the U.S.A.’ is basically our second national anthem.
It doesn’t get more American than that.
She’ll bring her own hot dog
And ride it too.
She’ll drink ketchup right out of the bottle.
She’ll bring her own grill.
Get it? Grill?
Her favorite food is corn on the cob.
However, canned corn is easier to eat, she says.
She always has a bathing suit on hand.
Always be prepared… for a water balloon fight.
And even when she doesn’t, it doesn’t stop her from taking a dip.
Hey, skinny dipping is American, right?
Her backyard is amazing and would be a great place for a cookout.
It would also be a great place for Burning Man.
Her dogs are really good at playing with others.
Nobody likes that person who brings the unruly dog that pees on your foot and terrorizes your well-behaved dog.
She’s got that red-checkered tablecloth motif all figured out.
Although now we don’t have a tablecloth.