A Nicki Minaj ‘Anaconda’ Shower Curtain Is A Thing That Already Exists

Nicki Minaj might be responsible for breaking the internet, but now she’s taking over IRL. Yesterday, she debuted cover art for her new single “Anaconda” wearing a G-string, Nike Air Jordan 6 Retro GS Sneakers and, um, little else. But it was only a matter of time before her Barbz got a hold of the promo art—Nicki Instagrammed a fan-made T-shirt with the caption: “U guys waste no time #Anaconda.”

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That’s just the beginning, y’all. We not only uncovered tees you can (already!) purchase, but you can also your deck out your entire apartment in Ms. Minaj’s butt thanks to Society6.

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You can sleep where Young Money sleeps in this duvet ($99) fit for a queen or, you know, just have sleepovers with Nicki round the clock. Speaking of…

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There’s also a clock ($30) to dress up your bare (heh) walls, which gives “clock watching” a new whole new meaning. (We wouldn’t be surprised to see Flavor Flav rocking this around his neck sometime very soon.)

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And for the bebe in your life, there’s also a Nicki butt onesie ($20), which doesn’t feel totally weird at all.

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And our favorite—the pièce de résistance—is the Nicki Minaj shower curtain ($68). We are officially deceased. *flies away to Heaven*