Finally, after months of teasing anticipation where they just WOULD NOT GIVE US WHAT WE WANT, the trailer for "Fifty Shades Of Grey" is finally here:
And it's all there: the slowed down, sexy version of Beyonce's "Crazy In Love;" the elevator scene, where Anastasia Steele (Dakota Johnson) and Christian Grey (Jamie Dornan) smoocheroo for the first time; even the Red Room of Pain, because, romance.
Ah, sweet release. But also, the exquisite pain of knowing the movie won't be here until February 14, 2015. Why must you torture us so!