Miley Or Gaga: Who Has The Bigger (Plastic) Penis?

Lady Gaga batted a penis balloon around onstage last night, Miley-style.

Lady Gaga had a very special guest appear at her artRave tour stop last night in Los Angeles. And he came in the form of a giant, inflatable penis.

Mother Monster Instagrammed the magic early Tuesday morning (July 22) after Monday’s show at the Staples Center, writing: “And then this happened tonight ‘ oh lord for the LARR can I get an amen #Venus had a #Penis.”

“LARR” refers to the LA Rivington Rebels, the group who tweeted this video of Gaga singing “Venus” when the phallic balloon got up onstage. During the chorus, Gaga replaced “venus” with “penis.”

This makes me wonder: Whose humongous latex member is larger? Gaga’s or Miley Cyrus’? If you don’t remember, let me refresh your memory of the goings-on of Miley’s Bangerz Tour.

Ahhh! What would Madonna think, Gaga?

Anyway, I’ll leave it up to you, fair pop-culture fanatics who probably clicked on this page for all the right reasons. Whose penis reigns supreme? Lady Gaga’s or Miley Cyrus’? Insert your well-informed comments below, please.

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