Snooki's never been the type to shy away from sex-talk (bear in mind, she once demanded a smushing-session with fiancé Jionni LaValle while the guy was spilling the groceries). But like many others, her first foray into intimacy was a little clumsy, and she's finally ready to tell the tale.
In the clip below, and in honor of new MTV show "Virgin Territory," a cartoonified Nicole lays down the essential information about her "first time." And, believe it or not, certain kitchen essentials were involved.
"We were so young, and I didn't want to get pregnant, so he literally put Saran Wrap on his penis and we tried to have sex," the "Snooki & JWOWW" star narrates over the animation. "It was stupid."
(A word to the wise, first-timers -- your nearby public health center will probably have free condoms en masse. They'll hurt less, and you won't run the risk of confusing the aftermath for leftovers.)
"Looking back at it now, I wish I had saved my virginity for Jionni, because I'm obsessed with him," Snooki adds. Aww...
Check out the clip, and tune in to "Virgin Territory" Wednesday nights at 11/10c on MTV!