Watch The World's Sorriest Dog Apologize To A Baby

A+ groveling, would grovel again.

Poor Charlie the beagle, who doesn't understand the concept of "firsties," looks so confused when the baby whose toy she just stole starts sobbing hysterically. But you've got to give props to Charlie for her apology skills: this video shows her returning the stolen toy, plus all the other toys in the house, until the baby is virtually buried underneath a pile of canine offerings.

Politicians and pop stars, take note: this is how you say you're sorry for screwing up. Let the beagle be your guide.