Jeff Goldblum Is Engaged And All The Good Ones Are Officially Taken

Life is just a meaningless collection of days now.

First Ryan Gosling, now Jeff Goldblum. All the good ones are flying off the shelves these days like candy corn during the pre-Halloween season. Gosling is expecting a baby with Eve Mendes and Goldblum, be still our collective hearts, is engaged to be married for the third time (it's a charm, they say!).

According to girlfriend/fiancee of two years Emilie Livingston's Twitter, the "Earth Girls Are Easy" (this is JG's best film -- no arguments) actor popped the question while on vacation in Hawaii on July 8.

"I was taken over by tears of joy n ecstasy! We picked the ring 2gether #inlove," Livingston, a former Olympic gymnast, tweeted, along with a string of excited missives and photos that made our souls weep with a mixture of "awwww"s and searing sorrow.

We are slowly dying inside very happy for you, Jeff and Emilie! We will be sending you a knot very soon in honor of tying the aforementioned. Jeff gets what we're talking about, Emilie. He understands. You don't love him like we love him.

I mean, congrats!