9 Ways You’ve Changed Since Derek Jeter’s First All-Star Game

You're different, man. Yeah, it's been 14 years.

Tonight Derek Jeter is playing in his 14th and final All-Star Game. A lot has happened to you since The Captain appeared in his first Midsummer Classic. No, we’re not reading your personal blog. These major changes have happened to everyone (so don’t worry, we’re not gonna tell everyone where you’ve sprouted hair since 1998). We know how Jeter has changed, he became a first-ballot Hall-Of-Famer and dated every sexy girl in America, but we’re turning the focus on you.

1. Your Phone Became Your Best Friend

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In 1999, NTT Docomo created the first mass-released smartphone in Japan. We thank you from the bottom of our tumor-filled brains!

2. You Started Stalking On Facebook

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Facebook was launched on February 4, 2004. You still haven’t been signed out for more than five minutes. What’s your ex doing right now? You better go check again.

3. You Look At Photos Of Your Friends’ Food

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