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17 ‘Game Of Thrones’ Characters Get Their Names Screwed Up At Starbucks

What if there were a Starbucks in Westeros?

Winter is coming and you can hardly expect anyone to battle White Walkers without coffee’s magical fatigue-fighting powers. Still, even in George R.R. Martin’s universe, Starbucks wouldn’t get cup personalization quite right. Reddit inspired this post by calling out Daenerys’s true Starbucks name (pictured below) — but we came up with a few more Starbucks name fails, just so she feel wouldn’t feel lonely getting coffee by herself.

Here’s what would happen if Starbucks came to the Seven Kingdoms and beyond, whenever a “GoT” character ordered a latte.

1. Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons


Daenerys

2. Joffrey

Coffee

Joffrey

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3. Brienne of Tarth

Brian

Brienne

4. Khal Drogo

Tall Mocha

Khal

5. Jorah Mormont

Jonah

Jorah

6. Theon Greyjoy

Thin Grey Boy

Theon

7. Arya

Areola

Arya

8. Jaime Lannister

Shaky Bannister

Jaime

9. Tyrion

Tyrion

Tyrion2

10. Ygritte

Regret

Ygritte

11. Jon Snow

Johnson

Jon

12. Podrick Payne

Pod Rick James

Podrick

13. Queen Cersei

Queen Herpes

Cersei

14. Prince Oberyn

Pres Obama

Champion

15. Grand Maester Pycelle

Grandmaster Flash

Pycelle

16. Robert Baratheon

Robert Kardashian

Robert

17. Petyr Baelish

Peter

Petyr

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