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17 ‘Game Of Thrones’ Characters Get Their Names Screwed Up At Starbucks

What if there were a Starbucks in Westeros?

Winter is coming and you can hardly expect anyone to battle White Walkers without coffee’s magical fatigue-fighting powers. Still, even in George R.R. Martin’s universe, Starbucks wouldn’t get cup personalization quite right. Reddit inspired this post by calling out Daenerys’s true Starbucks name (pictured below) — but we came up with a few more Starbucks name fails, just so she feel wouldn’t feel lonely getting coffee by herself.

Here’s what would happen if Starbucks came to the Seven Kingdoms and beyond, whenever a “GoT” character ordered a latte.

1. Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons


2. Joffrey


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3. Brienne of Tarth


4. Khal Drogo


5. Jorah Mormont


6. Theon Greyjoy


7. Arya


8. Jaime Lannister


9. Tyrion


10. Ygritte


11. Jon Snow


12. Podrick Payne


13. Queen Cersei


14. Prince Oberyn


15. Grand Maester Pycelle


16. Robert Baratheon


17. Petyr Baelish


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