Grepper's "Coolest Cooler" includes a built-in blender, waterproof bluetooth speaker, USB charger, cutting board, bottle opener and many other features perfect for an outdoor frat party.
"WARNING: DANCE PARTIES MAY HAPPEN!" warns the Kickstarter page's embedded video. And now that the "Coolest" has already raised over $2 million for a campaign with a $50,000 goal, there will certainly be no shortage of dance parties on this earth.
The world just got a whole lot better. And drunker.