There are no better actors than soccer players. Just flick on the 2014 World Cup, and you'll see players falling all over the place, whether they were provoked or not.
Touch someone with a pinky? They have a bloody nose. Brush against them while running after the ball? Sprained ankle, of course. They'll do anything for a foul on the other team.
Watch how this brilliant video shows how those scenes would play out in ordinary life -- in slow motion.
Don't you dare tap someone at the grocery store...
And for your viewing pleasure, a montage of soccer players faking injuries.