Listen, you've used 172 #hashtags on one Instagram photo, posted your OOTD every day for six months and can't go two weeks without sharing a pic of a sunset. We need to talk.
It's time you headed to Selfies Anonymous, a safe place where you and other addicts can talk about your highs -- like that time you made the Explore tab -- to your lows -- like when you stopped mid-conversation to photograph your sushi.
This hilarious sketch by YouTubers Tripp and Tyler shows what it was like if selfiholicism was a real thing. In that case, we might want to nominate Macklemore, Bieber, Kim K and Miley for an intervention.