Women, men and all other genders of the world: Get out your tissues. That paragon of human masculinity, that golden ab’d one with a voice like an angel, that teenage dream turned 30-something reverie will never love you (the chances were slim before, but still).
Yup, Ryan Gosling is going to be a daddy and the world has officially drowned in tears.
(Reps for the couple have not yet returned MTV News’ request for comment.)
I really have nothing else to say about the matter but the below. Wake me up when someone builds a boat sturdy enough to sail across this river of tears…