If you're one of the "Game of Thrones" fans who believes that George R.R. Martin will die before he finishes writing his books, guess what? Martin's got an F-bomb with your name on it.
"I find that question pretty offensive, people speculating about my death and my health," Martin told Swiss newspaper Tagesanzeiger in a recent interview. "So f--k you to those people."
And to punctuate the point, Martin held up a middle finger with all the ice-cold fury of a Stark wielding Valyrian steel.
That venomous stare tells you everything you need to know: Winter is coming, so back the "f--k" off.