Watch This Man Conquer His Pants Without Using His Hands

One pants. Zero hands. Eternal glory.

Throughout human history, pants have always been our great, symbolic equalizer. Because whether you're a VIP or an Average Joe, you still pull them on in the morning just like everyone else: one leg at a time.

That is, unless you're this guy, in which case you dance your pants up your legs, simultaneously, to a 1980s synthesizer action soundtrack, without using your hands, and then stand heaving with the awesomeness of your accomplishment while the world falls to its knees and weeps.