You might be wondering how the opening performance of Beyoncé and Jay Z's On The Run Tour on June 25 got to be so flawless. Well, spoiler alert: It didn't wake up like this. In fact, a new rehearsal video posted to the "Holy Grail" rapper's official YouTube channel reveals just how your On the Run Tour sausage is made.
Sorry, I mean plant-based sausage substitute. How your On The Run Tour plant-based sausage substitute is made.
The mostly wordless clip shows just how much hard work and dedication went into the massive, 21-date stadium tour, from setting up at Miami Gardens' Sun Life Stadium to rehearsing all that choreography. As obsessed as I am with that throwback 2006 VMAs "Ring The Alarm" hydraulics choreo, I think I might love how stunned the "Pretty Hurts" singer and her husband are the first time they see the pyrotechnics in action.
The highlight of the rehearsal video? When Jay and Bey's two-year-old daughter, Blue Ivy, tells her parents "Good job!"
So cute. Unlike Blue Ivy, I have no words.
The On The Run Tour continues on June 28 with a stopover at Cincinnati's Great American Ball Park. The world will continue to just, like, not be ready, but I'll keep you updated as this story develops.