Will Ferrell Vows To Play In The World Cup, Bite All The Germans


When you tune in today for the U.S.A.'s big World Cup match against Germany, don't be surprised if you see a certain spastic Anchorman loping across the field.

Will Ferrell made a surprise appearance in Brazil yesterday, at a party where American fans were gathered to celebrate the impending match. To roars of approval, Ferrell announced that he would be taking the field with the U.S. team as they battle to advance to the next stage of the tournament — and that while he might not be in "soccer shape," he would nevertheless take all measures necessary to ensure a win.

"I will bite every German player if I have to!" Ferrell shouted.

If the biting doesn't work, Will will presumably escalate to punching the Germans in the ovaries and sending them all back to their home on Whore Island.