MIAMI GARDENS, Florida -- Even though I've had some time to recover from Beyoncé and Jay Z's On The Run Tour kickoff at the Sun Life Stadium on Wednesday night (June 25), my verbal capacities are, like, still totally... not... good-like. To be honest, I'm just glad that I'm not speaking in tongues right now, because that was literally a religious experience.
But as always, where words fail, emoji prevail. So, until I regain the ability to make the words do the thing with the writing nice again, here's the most accurate visualization of what I experienced that I can muster. The Bonnie and Clyde-inspired romance! The wind machines! The Blueprints! The diamond-like ***flawlessness! The surfboardts! Please, won't you join me in the swirling void of all things Jayoncé that I'm currently inhabiting?