The Ultimate Guide To Every 'True Blood' Hookup In One Sexy Infographic

They've done bad, bad things to each other.

Infographic By Nick DeSantis

Everyone in "True Blood" has had sex on the show.

Maybe it was with a fairy, or a were-panther, or maybe it only happened in a dream, but if you can think of a "True Blood" pairing you want to see hook up, chances are the writers have done it (unless you're hoping for Sookie and Jason, in which case you should just keep watching "Game of Thrones").

So what better way to celebrate the seventh and final season of "True Blood" than by seeing which characters have gotten freaky throughout the show's run.

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Unsurprisingly, Jason leads the way when it comes to hookups, but Sam surprisingly proves himself quite the animal (get it? Cause he can morph into an anima...never mind). Sookie's hooked up with basically every male lead except Jason, and even bumbling Sheriff Andy's had his fair share of lady action.

So get mesmerized by our web of "True Blood" sex connections, and then check out the premiere of the final season on HBO this Sunday at 9 PM ET/PT.


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