How was your day yesterday? Sorry, what’s that? I can’t hear you over all the uneventful nothingness tumbling out of your mouth. Pardon the attitude, but Jiff the Pom — as in that mind-blowingly adorable dog who guest-starred in Katy Perry’s “Dark Horse” video and breaks the entire Internet on the daily — paid us a visit on Thursday, so your lesser June 20s really can’t compare.
We even got Jiff a proper welcome pizza. You wanna share, buddy?
Jiff, did you… Oh my god, did you just eat that whole pie by yourself?!
ABSOLUTELY. NO. REGRETS.
TO REVIEW… THIS HAPPENED.