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Chill Out, Y'all. Lady Gaga's Dog Is Going To Be Fine

She's got the sweet life.

Lady Gaga is in trouble with PETA again. But this time her meat dress has nothing to do with it.

The animal protection group called out Mother Monster after she posted some pictures of her dog Asia, a.k.a. Batpig, with some sparkly costume jewelry draped over her. One of the pics shows the black French bulldog with clip-on earrings.

"Lady Gaga may choose to decorate herself with elaborate and even uncomfortable outfits, but Asia doesn’t get to make that choice,” a rep said in a statement. “Although it seems pretty clear that Lady Gaga loves Asia, we think Asia -- and all dogs -- are adorable without all the added flair. The best accessory for any dog is a comfortable, secure, well-fitting harness, which is perfect for long walks together."

I know Lady Gaga loves Asia, too. And I think she's going to be just fine.

Case in point:

Asia enjoys a bath, a swaddle and a song.

Asia sleeps under a duvet with 1000 thread count Egyptian cotton sheets.

She gets to just become a mermaid, like, whenever she wants.

Asia hangs with celebs like T.I. #Alist

In fact, she's very well socialized. "At the bar with my dawg."

She receives INSANE bellyrubs to help her get to sleep.

She lives in the princess suite.

She can retreat to her log cabin for some alone time and peace and quiet.

She wears the finest Elizabethan clothing.

She gets soft serve whenever she wants it.

Asia has a perfect view of Central Park at dusk.

Asia's life is a beach.

She frolics in the park.

She gets into all the cool parties.

She flies in private planes.