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These Justin Bieber Photos Are Really Depressing

In which I discover why Bizzle is sad.

I know it’s Friday the 13th and all, but there’s no reason to be sad, Justin Bieber. By looking at your Instagram, it looks like bae might need a little pick-me-up.

Justin is usually a cheerful dude — greeting fans, cuddlin’ with his kid brother and sister, cheesin’ with models. And while his default Instagram pose is a smileless, raised-brow pout, you have to admit, sometimes he looks a little morose.

Like here.

Justin, what are you doing in the corner? Are you in timeout? Are you taking a jail selfie? (Shout-out to Wiz Khalifa.) You have to get out of there! You gotta, you gotta.

Seriously, what’s going on in this concrete room?<

It looks super uncomfortable in there. At least you have some sweatpants to lounge in.

So sad. You’re depressing me by the minute. Why are you all shrug-faced? Are you contemplating life? Love? Selena? Harem pants? That tattoo you almost got with Rita Ora? Wait…

DID THEY MAKE YOU SHAVE YOUR MUSTACHE!?

Dear Lord,

Please give Justin his mustache back.

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