Even if you’re a licensed, certified Sheerio with a PhD.-level knowledge of Edward Christopher Sheeran (like, you already knew that he loves Damien Rice, hates kale, and speaks German he speaks German and hates kale), there’s a fair chance you may have learned something new about the Bard of Britain (sorry, Shakespeare — you’ve been replaced) in his “Nine Days And Nights Of Ed Sheeran” MTV documentary. Some of these things (loathing of kale, chilling in PJ pants) are normal, while others — coming of age near a castle, posting up at Rick Rubin’s place, and receiving a needlepoint handcrafted by your bestie, Taylor Swift — are decidedly not normal.
Check out 20 normal and not-normal things we learned about Ed Sheeran in his “Nine Days And Nights Of Ed Sheeran” MTV documentary:
1.) He grew up near a castle: NOT NORMAL!
2.) His tattoos hurt… a lot: NORMAL!
3.) He chills in his PJ pants: NORMAL!
4.) He hangs his laundry out in his bedroom like everyone else: NORMAL!
5.) He met Damien Rice at age 11: NOT NORMAL!
6.) He has a beer bottle that Damien Rice drank from… in 2004: NOT NORMAL!
7.) Jamie Foxx gave him his first big break: NOT NORMAL!
8.) Pharrell was blown away by him: NOT NORMAL!
9.) He made a video featuring a puppet version of himself and Pharrell: NOT NORMAL!
10.) He stayed at Rick Rubin’s house for two months: NOT NORMAL!
11.) He smells Benny Blanco: NOT NORMAL!
12.) He’s the proud owner of a happy/sad spoon: NOT NORMAL (BUT ADORABLE!)
13.) He has a wall signed by his friends in his childhood bedroom: NORMAL!
14.) Taylor Swift signed that wall: NOT NORMAL!
15.) He hangs out with his childhood friends in pajama pants: TOTALLY NORMAL!
16.) He loves fish and chips: NORMAL!
17.) He’s friends with Elton John: NOT NORMAL!
18.) He has a needlepoint handmade by Taylor Swift: NOT NORMAL!
19.) He sometimes can’t figure out how doors work: TOTALLY NORMAL!
20.) He always makes time for fans: TOTALLY NOT NORMAL, AND THAT’S WHY WE LOVE HIM!