Psycho Plumber: The 17 Greatest Luigi Death Stares

It's-a his time to shine, and your-a time to die.

Hell hath no fury like a plumber scorned.

After spending decades on the sidelines watching his more popular brother battle dinosaurs and save the girl, Luigi has finally stepped into the spotlight. The green-suited plumber is one of many playable characters in “Mario Kart 8″ for the Wii U, but he’s the only one who looks and acts like a complete and utter psychopath while on the racing track.

Behold, the occasionally NSFW evidence:

1. He is Luigi, Angel of Death.

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2. He is the Terror of Toad Harbor.
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3. Don’t even bother trying the Red Shell.
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4. He hates his brother Mario.
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5. He hates his brother Mario a lot.
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6. Like, a lot a lot.

7. He hates all princesses, even Peach.

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8. He even hates Daisy.
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9. Especially Daisy.
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10. No Koopa Troopa is safe.
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11. Even dogs are haunted by the legend of Luigi’s Death Stare.
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12. Even the nightly news is haunted by the legend of Luigi’s Death Stare.
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13. Luigi’s Death Stare goes with everything, Guile’s theme song included.
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14. Not even Baby Luigi is safe from Luigi.
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15. Heck, not even Luigi is safe from Luigi.

16. So bombs away, people. And who knows…

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17. Maybe you’re the next one on his list.

Enjoy even more horror at the Luigi Death Stares subreddit.

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